peaceloveandecstasy:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

TRY COLOURING IN THAT SHIT WHEN YOU’RE 7 AND HAVE NO FINE MOTOR SKILLS.
FUCKING NUNAVUT.
ASK ANY CANADIAN, I SWEAR TO THE GOD OF MAPLE SYRUP.

UGH AND DO YOU KNOW HOW DEVESTATED I WAS WHEN I LEARNED HOW OFF THE SCALE IS ON THE STANDARD MAPS WE GOT LIKE AFRICA IS THE SIZE OF 4 AMERICAS OR SOME SHIT AND ICELAND IS TINY THE FUCK TEACHERS

toxic-once-ler:

realparadoxsocks:

u-ok:

shavingryansprivates:

how to paint a squirrel

u ok

I have learned things.

WHAT IS AIR?!

beautiful art.

Sir that is not how you are supposed to wear them…

indifferent-cats-in-amateur-porn:

This doesn’t really fit in here because there is no indifferent cat and no amateur porn. But I like it so I’ll reblog it anyway.

So here’s a blog which is sorta perfect for the implication that having a cat casually walk in during your amateur porn shoot is more interesting then the actual amateur porn shoot.

traptin85:

these manatees may be are the best thing to happen to me all day

im so conflicted with supreme overload manatee and these lovely manatees :s

turntech-tsuntsun:

scherbadeen:

tomoatmeal:

What the letter said was that I found her very attractive and that I’d seen her walking her dog a lot and so I just wanted to say hello.  It also said that I’d watched her several times through a window, but not like HER window or anything.  I meant through my car window when I was driving.  And that “watching,” sounds so creepy.  It was more like I just happened to glance over and see her. 

That was the gist of it.  And I didn’t have any paper so I wrote it on an old traffic ticket envelope and put it under her windshield wiper blade.

“Hey!” she screamed.

I started to respond, but she marched right by me and up to the parking enforcement officer who I guess was standing behind me.

“I was parked just fine!” she screamed.  “What is this, some sort of bullshit quota you have to fill?!”

He didn’t like the accusations and so he fired right back.

“I didn’t give you a ticket!”

“Liar!”

“Man oh man,” I thought. 

And I guess she was having one of those days because she pulled a gun out of her purse and shot the parking officer three times in the chest.  Then, she put the gun barrel in her own mouth and pulled the trigger.  It was a huge mess.

“Well, I guess that’s a no,” I said, in a real sitcom-y voice. 

“WAY-TO-MAKE-IT-ALL-ABOUT-YOU,” boomed the helmet fastened to my dog’s head that converted his barks to English.

I poured the remainder of my expensive latte on the dog’s helmet, which caused it to crackle and malfunction.

The right girl was out there somewhere.  And I would find her.

Next to me, the dog’s helmet made a crackling noise.  A sarcastic crackling noise.

uh

someone screencap this and save it before disney has it taken down when they buy the rights to the story from under it.

noiamresigned:

haven’t showered in over 24hrs and def not gonna shower before i leave the house tomorrow morning but w/e read the shirt

mouth full of cum too i see

knitmeapony:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

benihimeo2:

comicallycool:

This is awesome.

This bird is out of control!

Unstoppable fighting force.

This is CLEARLY Thor’s most favored pet.

zdarsky:

ONE PAGE: The Petals Fall Twice by Chip Zdarsky.

(The One Page Series is where I post a single page from a work-not-in-progress.)

:/