April 2012
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my jimmies are rather rustled right now.
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You guys are doing pizza porn wrong.
http://www.biggercity.com/store/productdetails.aspx?vendorid=1019&productid=1129
here’s the plot:
Pauly’s Pizza Boys
Horny, young delivery boys get more than a measly tip for their hard work. Often, they are seduced or forced to provide extra services to Pauly’s special customers. The video starts with a new driver who accidentally delivers a pizza to the wrong room. He is...
tekki-chan:
butt-tundra:
floraphilia:
Today I got a bf (bee friend)
It was the nicest bee. It let me give it a kiss.
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Awwww! I want a bee friend too!
I have a bee friend but he’s an asshole
Organized my smut folders
so i guess today was productive?
Reblog if a boy has ever called you ugly or fat.
iwillalwayscomewhenyoucall:
Andrew calls me ugly and fat like every day…..
maybe you should stop being ugly and fat then.
my dash is filled with porn and silly pictures
i refuse to have any meaningful news on my dash
sunshien:
why are so many people like “oh i was afraid to talk to you!!!”
i’m a 15 year old boy sitting at a computer in the dark listening to fall out boy and writing love songs
how unapproachable do you think i am
i am just like you
it should be noted that i am likely better.
gleehiatussurvivor:
omg i just killed four ants carrying one dead ant like holy shit they’re on their way to the funeral home and i’m like LOL NOPE YOU’RE ALL DEAD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9jtU9BbReQk
we come here to bear remembrance for these ants and we thank them for their sacrifice for the LOLs, thanks ants, thants.
How to React to an Ugly Baby →
leamony:
With my aversion to babies and growing number of pregnant friends, this is an incredibly helpful article.
this has incredibly helped me in my life for when i accidentally see an ugly baby. I used to just attack them outright how silly of me!
so i was on the internet
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-gifs-polish-meals-are-strange.gif
bluhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
paaaaigef:
This… person I know… is such an asshole all the time. And I keep writing really sassy comebacks and then deleting them because I know I just shouldn’t talk to him.
is it me? im trying to be the best asshole
I just want to remind you guys about this.
paaaaigef:
http://so-this-is-my-blog-i-guess.tumblr.com/tagged/me
Watchiwillalwayscomewhenyoucall:
winchesterporn:
gerardfuckinway:
itouchseniorcitizens:
buttwipe:
omg
what
i fUCKING DIED OMFG
I CANT
I CANT
IM CRYING
LOOOOOOOOL
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :c
paaaaigef:
This girl’s grandmother hasn’t seen me since I was 12 and asked “You used to be fatter, right?”
She’s not wrong you know.
Watchotallynotabrony:
fuckyeahaperturescience:
snootymisscantaloupe:
you came to the wrong part of town, you piece of shit
i’m going to reblog this every day ok
I know this has absolutely nothing to do with Portal, but I couldn’t resist. It’s just.. so..
three important gifs for your arsonal
steveholtvstheuniverse:
MAGNIFICENT.
paaaaigef:
I would miss my cat if I had to leave though :(
good thing you’re going no where.
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SHOCKING SCANDAL POST
BEE AND KAYLA ARE LIKE BUTT BUDDIDES THEY ARE GOING SHOPPING TOGETHER ON FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!
cosmo tip #199
expertcosmotips:
dump him
okay theres this really nice guy and he just wants to open up and cuddle all the time and he’s really smart and tells me im beau-
dump him.
Watchfangirling4cato:
technicolorblonde:
to-infinityy-and-beyonddd:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
giggle-bro:
boneddigwr:
OH LOOK, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN. REBLOG.
LOOOOOL. what did i just watch..
after 7 months, we meet again ~reblog~
lolll anytime I see this I reblog it <3
OMG! Just watch the whole thing! you won’t regret it! hahahaa!
ohmygod i wasn’t expecting that
