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my jimmies are rather rustled right now.
You guys are doing pizza porn wrong.
http://www.biggercity.com/store/productdetails.aspx?vendorid=1019&productid=1129 here’s the plot: Pauly’s Pizza Boys Horny, young delivery boys get more than a measly tip for their hard work. Often, they are seduced or forced to provide extra services to Pauly’s special customers. The video starts with a new driver who accidentally delivers a pizza to the wrong room. He is...
tekki-chan: butt-tundra: floraphilia: Today I got a bf (bee friend) It was the nicest bee. It let me give it a kiss. OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Awwww! I want a bee friend too! I have a bee friend but he’s an asshole
Organized my smut folders
so i guess today was productive?
Reblog if a boy has ever called you ugly or fat.
iwillalwayscomewhenyoucall: Andrew calls me ugly and fat like every day….. maybe you should stop being ugly and fat then.
my dash is filled with porn and silly pictures
i refuse to have any meaningful news on my dash
sunshien: why are so many people like “oh i was afraid to talk to you!!!” i’m a 15 year old boy sitting at a computer in the dark listening to fall out boy and writing love songs how unapproachable do you think i am i am just like you it should be noted that i am likely better.
gleehiatussurvivor: omg i just killed four ants carrying one dead ant like holy shit they’re on their way to the funeral home and i’m like LOL NOPE YOU’RE ALL DEAD http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9jtU9BbReQk we come here to bear remembrance for these ants and we thank them for their sacrifice for the LOLs, thanks ants, thants.
How to React to an Ugly Baby →
leamony: With my aversion to babies and growing number of pregnant friends, this is an incredibly helpful article. this has incredibly helped me in my life for when i accidentally see an ugly baby. I used to just attack them outright how silly of me!
so i was on the internet
paaaaigef: This… person I know… is such an asshole all the time. And I keep writing really sassy comebacks and then deleting them because I know I just shouldn’t talk to him. is it me? im trying to be the best asshole
I just want to remind you guys about this.
iwillalwayscomewhenyoucall: winchesterporn: gerardfuckinway: itouchseniorcitizens: buttwipe: omg what i fUCKING DIED OMFG I CANT I CANT IM CRYING LOOOOOOOOL WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :c
paaaaigef: This girl’s grandmother hasn’t seen me since I was 12 and asked “You used to be fatter, right?” She’s not wrong you know.
otallynotabrony: fuckyeahaperturescience: snootymisscantaloupe: you came to the wrong part of town, you piece of shit i’m going to reblog this every day ok I know this has absolutely nothing to do with Portal, but I couldn’t resist. It’s just.. so..
three important gifs for your arsonal
paaaaigef: I would miss my cat if I had to leave though :( good thing you’re going no where.
SHOCKING SCANDAL POST
BEE AND KAYLA ARE LIKE BUTT BUDDIDES THEY ARE GOING SHOPPING TOGETHER ON FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!
cosmo tip #199
expertcosmotips: dump him okay theres this really nice guy and he just wants to open up and cuddle all the time and he’s really smart and tells me im beau- dump him.
fangirling4cato: technicolorblonde: to-infinityy-and-beyonddd: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: giggle-bro: boneddigwr: OH LOOK, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN. REBLOG. LOOOOOL. what did i just watch.. after 7 months, we meet again ~reblog~ lolll anytime I see this I reblog it <3 OMG! Just watch the whole thing! you won’t regret it! hahahaa! ohmygod i wasn’t expecting that