August 2012
68 posts
araneaserket:
this shoe is fast and danger
totallynotagentphilcoulson:
vanguardias:
doctor who porno: ancient pimp picks up chicks in a time machine
The best part is…. VOLUME TWO
mpregbert:
gloomysandwichgirl:
There’s no food in my house
*dying whale noise*
whale: there is no krill in the ocean
*teenage girl noise*
Watchmountain-licious:
fuckyourfreckles:
thenoodledude:
washed-vandalism:
250,000 multicoloured balls bouncing down the streets of San Francisco
i dont know what i was expecting
this is possibly the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen
this makes me really happy.
that looks lethal
NEW SEASON OF MY LITTLE PONY STARTS SEPTEMBER 22
twilightsparklesharem:
chainrayen:
askprincesscadenece:
angelshaiface:
the-great-and-powerful-cosby:
sketchthepony:
specs95:
abalidoth:
Pony fans, mark your calendars!
was really expecting this gif chain to devolve into porn… sorta let down internet :c
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cosmo tip #361
expertcosmotips:
only use super glue as lube, you’ll be together forever
Cosmo sex tip #263
After sex, lean over and gently whisper into his ear, “That was so Raven.”
“I was gonna get two pieces of chocolate coal and put them in condoms and leave...”
– Andrew (via noiamresigned)
Watchartisticazurite:
Guess I’m uploading this here then since youtube is being silly about copyright.
Except now the quality is low ;-; hrm
Edit: It’s on youtube now! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Apx1pSs30Q
FEEEEEEEEEEELS
Watchfangirling4cato:
technicolorblonde:
to-infinityy-and-beyonddd:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
giggle-bro:
boneddigwr:
OH LOOK, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN. REBLOG.
LOOOOOL. what did i just watch..
after 7 months, we meet again ~reblog~
lolll anytime I see this I reblog it <3
OMG! Just watch the whole thing! you won’t regret it! hahahaa!
ohmygod i wasn’t expecting that
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gaywoodlandcreatures asked: Thanks for the links! im checking them out as soon as i get a chance! WOOF... pS: your my favorite follower...
Strip club offers dancers tuition payments →
fuckyeahtoronto:
Female college students are receiving offers of tuition money and bonuses for signing up to work as strippers at a Windsor club.
Management at the Leopard’s Lounge and Broil is trying to fill a void left by foreign dancers who have been sent packing from Canada by the federal government.
Students who work at the club are eligible for up to $1,700 in tuition for full or...
So That's What It Does: cubieheheh: whenever i... →
totallynotagentphilcoulson:
cubieheheh:
whenever i make mistakes in anatomy i just remember this and i feel better
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda,…
victims of legitimate murder rarely die. from what...
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HOW TO HAVE ANAL SEX AND GAY SEX EDUCATION FROM... →
your fuckin horoscope
joshyybear:
shawnaykid:
chocolateshoes:
Aries - Selfish Prick
Taurus - Stubborn Asshole
Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore
Cancer - Moody Jerk
Leo - Egotistical Douchebag
Virgo - Neurotic Bitch
Libra - Flaky Derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive Twat
Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard
Capricorn -Greedy Emo
Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath
Pisces - Whiny Bimbo
fuq the wurld
eat a dick
all of...
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101 in debating christians
TAKEN FROM: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/xvmjc/101_in_debating_christians/
Q: Why don't you believe in god?
A: For the same reason you don't believe in Thor: Bad evidence.
Q: But where does the universe and shit come from?
A: I dont know. You don't know either. If you think god did it, why do you? And where did god come from? If you assume he was always there, why not assume the universe was too?
Q: You think we are a random creation?
A: Evolution is not a random process. If you think so you don't understand it.
Q: The bible is historical evidence for jesus.
A: Old greek writings are historical evidence for Zeus.
Q: You can't prove there is no god.
A: That is absolutely right. You can't prove there is no tooth fairy! Do you think that is good reason to believe in the tooth fairy?
Q: Why would you do good without religion?
A: Because I realize it's the right thing to do. If you just do good because your god tortures you elsewise you are a far worse person than I thought you are.
Q: Don't you appreciate the christian values of our society?
A: The values I like in our society are not christian:
Democracy?
Women rights?
Human rights?
Belarus and the Vatican
Free sexual orientation?
The values I like in our society are those of the age of Enlightment. Guess what? We got those through hard fighting against the church.
Q: Why do so many people belive in it?
A: Why did so many Germans like Hitler? I don't give a shit what the others do. I think for myself. And if you want to use other peoples opinion as argument, why not the opionions of the elite? Why do only 7% of the leading US scientists believe in god? (Nature Vol. 394, Leading scientists still reject God)
Q: Don't you acknowledge all the good stuff, jesus did?
A: Well he did talk much about love. On the other hand he constantly talked about how people like me need to be tortured for all eternity. I think if he would exist he and his father would need some serious anger management.
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Bryan Fischer from the American Family Association... →
He seriously thinks this is a rational decision :/
Papa John's CEO -- whose company made $318.6... →
stfuconservatives:
Yes, you read that correctly. The pizza empire made $318.6 million in revenue in Q2 of 2012, but they’re passing the cost of insuring their employees onto you. Papa John’s says that the financial burden of giving health insurance to the people who breathe on your food could cost a staggering 14 cents per pie. 14 cents! That’s like… WOW ALMOST FUCKING NOTHING. It’s bullshit...
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